StupidiNews!

• A Russian colonel was convicted in absentia of treason for burning the Russian spy ring that included Anna Chapman.
• Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich will visit Syria and Lebanon on a "fact-finding mission".
• The White House says a debt ceiling deal "remains possible" but Republicans are vowing that any deal to raise revenues will be rejected out of hand.
• Japan is considering a 230 billion yen aid package to keep embattled Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant operator TEPCO solvent.
• The US Supreme Court has struck down California's law banning the sales of mature-rated video games to minors on free speech grounds.