StupidiNews!

• Pro-Qaddafi forces in Tripoli, including the missing leader's son Saif, assure the world that Moammar Qaddafi is still in control of the country.
• The FCC has finally killed the Fairness Doctrine, a rule unenforced since 1987, calling it "chilling" on free speech.
• The long-awaited Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. monument in Washington DC will be dedicated on Sunday, the 48th anniversary of King's "I Have A Dream" speech.
• Facebook is looking to buy a path to stay ahead of Google through technology acquisitions and corporate buyouts.
• Scientists propose that pine tree plantations help preserve trees through "long-distance" relationships.