StupidiNews!

• A nearly day-long assault by Afghan militants on central Kabul has ended as Coalition forces have killed six militants and cleared the office building they were occupying.
• Muammar Qaddafi's son Saadi is under house arrest in Niger, detained at the request of the Libya's transitional government.
• Congressional Republicans want veto power over national monument designations by the President, arguing economic hardship and state rights.
• Europeans are pulling their money out of banks in the eurozone, especially Greek and Irish banks, in a further sign of economic turmoil in Europe.
• The latest anthropological models suggest humans and Neanderthals didn't interbreed much, meaning that the bits of Neanderthal DNA we all share may be a happy accident.