“And I will tell you, it is three agencies of government when i get there that are gone,” he said. “Commerce, education, and the — what’s the third one there? Let’s see.”
He proceeded to struggle a bit while his rivals and the moderators tried to jog his memory.
“Five,” he said. “Okay. Commerce, education, and the —”
“EPA?” a moderator interrupted.
“EPA,” Perry replied. “There you go.”
But then he realized upon further prodding that that wasn’t what he meant at all.
“No, sir, no, sir. We are talking about the — agencies of government,” he said. “EPA needs to be rebuilt.”
Eventually he just gave up.
“Commerce and, let’s see. I can’t,” he said. “The third one, I can’t. Sorry. Oops.”
Perry later said that he was glad he was wearing boots, because he "really stepped in it". To recap, this is a man too stupid to pull off the "lovably stupid like Bush/Texas swagger" routine without his mind blue screening under the Kleig lights.
Perry.exe has encountered reality it can't handle and will now shut down. Bye, Ricky.
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