StupidiNews!

• Several hundred Penn State students took to the streets late last night to protest the university's firing of football coach Joe Paterno.
• The San Diego County Sheriff's Department confirmed that Occupy San Diego protesters arrested last month were forced to relieve themselves in buses and vans due to lack of facilities.
• The military commission trial of accused USS Cole bombing mastermind Abd al Rahim al Nashiri has been delayed until after next year's election. 
• Italy is quickly preparing to hold a Senate vote on a major new austerity plan to restore confidence in the country's now-broken bond market.
• Scientists have taken off-roading to new tiny extremes as researchers have come up with a molecule-sized "vehicle" that can travel on carbon atoms.