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• Anders Breivik, the man accused of July's deadly shooting rampage in Norway that killed 77, faced an Oslo court today and refused to recognize its authority.
• Authorities suspect copper thieves have stolen the sword from the statue at Abraham Lincoln's tomb in Springfield, Illinois.
• On Friday, Idaho may execute its first death row inmate against his will since 1957 as Paul Rhodes faces his sentence for a kidnapping, rape, and murder of a woman in 2000.
• A new study suggests diabetes will affect one in ten adults worldwide by 2030 as diets in China and other developing nations gain calories and depend more on processed foods.
• New microscopic imaging technology could allow chip makers to manufacture even smaller and more powerful CPUs soon.