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• The NYPD, outfitted in full riot gear, led an early morning raid to evict all of Occupy Wall Street from Zuccotti Park, rousting hundreds and arresting 14.
• Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky admitted to "showering" with children as young as ten, but insists he never did anything more.
• The Supreme Court has agreed to take up the 26-state case against the Affordable Care Act, hearing a record 5.5 hours of oral arguments in March with a decision in late June.
• The San Francisco Fed now says that the odds of the US falling into a second recession in 2012 are now over 50% on news of the European debt crisis.
• Researchers have discovered cleaner shrimp are under such biological pressure to form pairs to mate that they will kill other adult shrimp in their territory.