StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• At least 8 are dead and hundreds missing after Tropical Storm Washi dropped as much as 8 inches of rain in 24 hours in parts of the Philippines.
• North Korea has agreed to suspend uranium enrichment in order to return to the table for talks with the United States.
• The SEC has sued several former Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac executives and charged them with securities fraud for misrepresenting the amount of subprime loans they had on the books.
• After seven years, the first woman to serve as CEO of the New York Times, Janet Robinson, is retiring.
• Research into supernovas seems to contradict the notion that the universe itself is moving in a coordinated pattern.