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• A campus police officer is among the pair of people shot dead Thursday at Virginia Tech University, nearly five years after a mass shooting took place there that left 33 dead.
• After blocking a payroll tax cut extension in the Senate, Republicans are pushing a plan in the House that includes authorization for the controversial Keystone XL pipeline.
• The President and Mrs. Obama will visit Fort Bragg to greet troops returning home from Iraq as the eight year war winds down.
• Former hedge fund chairman Jon Corzine testified before Congress yesterday that he doesn't know what happened to some $1.2 billion in missing client funds.
• Scientists have discovered rats in trouble will be assisted by and even fed by other rats, suggesting they have empathy.