StupidiNews!

• Mitt Romney got nearly 40% of the vote to win New Hampshire's primary, with Ron Paul placing second and Jon Huntsman third.
• A federal court has struck down Oklahoma's law banning Sharia law in the state, saying it violated freedom of religion.
• The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists has moved the world's Doomsday Clock one minute closer to midnight, citing failure to deal with climate change and increased nuclear threats.
• Europe's 30 trillion euro obligations to pension systems is five times greater than the region's gross debt, according to analysts.
• Nearly five years later, the Boston PD is admitting it should not have arrested a man for recording an arrest on his cell phone.