StupidiNews!

• Forced by Congress to make a decision before EPA studies could be concluded, President Obama has shelved the Keystone XL pipeline.
• The US Supreme Court heard arguments on three cases involving foreign-born permanent residents, 2 facing deportation and the third denied re-entry into the US after traveling overseas.
• Democratic party officials say they will shorten this year's national convention in Charlotte to three days, with Labor Day's opening being an outdoor ceremony at Lowes' Motor Speedway.
• Somali piracy was cut by 80% in the last three months of 2011 as the international community made a series of pre-emptive strikes to clear the waters off the coast of Africa.
• Some 13 US Senators announced they would opposed PIPA legislation censoring the internet after yesterday's blackout.