StupidiNews!

• Fed chairman Ben Bernanke will keep interest rates low through the end of 2014 in order to assist the economy.
• New Jersey Governor Chris Christie drew the ire of Democrats and activists alike with his promise to veto any same sex marriage legislation.
• Solar storms are making this week's viewing of the Aurora Borealis in Alaska into something legendary as the sun enters a new cycle of activity.
• Netflix is back in the black after signing up more than 600,000 new customers in 4th quarter 2011, handily beating analysts' estimates.
• EU officials have proposed new electronic privacy rules that would give citizens the right to limit or delete information collected by businesses.