StupidiNews!

• President Obama is expected to unveil a Veterans Job Corps program to put unemployed vets back to work, but the $5 billion cost means Republicans will strongly oppose it.
• After a year of restoration work, a copy of the Magna Carta is expected to go on display at the US National Archives in Washington later this month.
• Pakistan's highest court has charged Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani with contempt of court for failing to pursue corruption charges against President Asif Ali Zardari.
• The Spanish government wants the country's banks to merge in order to strengthen their reserves, and it's willing to forgive losses for another year if they do so.
• An Oklahoma Democrat has introduced a state bill to charge a one percent excise tax on any video game sold in the state with a Teen or higher rating from the ESRB.