StupidiNews!

• Congress has reached a deal on extending the payroll tax cut for the middle class, unemployment benefits, and the Medicare "doc fix" that could be voted on tomorrow.
• House minority leader Nancy Pelosi is supporting officially adding an LGBT equality plank to the Democrats' campaign platform.
• Missouri's Supreme Court has unanimously struck down an ethics law as unconstitutional because it was attached to an unrelated bill when passed.
• Japanese securities regulators have dropped the hammer on six former executives of Olympus Corp, arresting them for their role in a 13-year fraud coverup.
• Apple's problems with a widespread number of iPhone apps uploading address books without permission stems from security loopholes that need to be closed.