StupidiNews!

• Two are dead, including the gunman, and seven more injured after a man opened fire at a Pittsburgh psychiatric hospital yesterday.
• A former USDA agriculture scientist has come forward to say that 70% of ground beef sold in the US contains ammonia-washed "pink slime" as filler.
• Brazil's national oil company Petrobras is running into financial difficulties due to limited refining capability.
• Mitt Romney faces "unfriendly turf" as the GOP primary contests turn to Midwestern and Southern states.
• A technical delay has put super-cheap Linux PC maker Raspberry Pi under the gun as it struggles to keep up with demand for its $35 computer.