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• French police in Toulouse have surrounded a self-styled "Al Qaeda miliant" who has gone on a shooting rampage, killing seven.
• Researchers have confirmed a skull found in 2007 in the UK belongs to a previously unknown species of crocodile from the Jurassic period.
• A magnitude 7.9 quake shook Mexico City and surrounding towns yesterday afternoon but no fatalities were reported by officials.
• Volkswagen expects big things from the company's newly redesigned iconic Beetle, seeking to double US sales by 2018.
• One advantage to global climate change: melting sea ice has now made it possible to lay data cable across the arctic to connect Japan and Europe.