StupidiNews!

• The Army Staff Sgt. allegedly at the center of an Afghan killing spree faces 17 counts of murder in connection with the March 11th rampage.
• New Zealand police have seized a "marijuana vending machine" in a raid in Auckland.
• A new US intelligence report issued by the State Department warns fresh water shortages will increasingly become an issue in the Middle East, South Asia, and North Africa.
• Portugal's local town governments face a collective $12 billion in debt and looming default unless the national government steps in.
• The FCC is working on a voluntary code of conduct for internet service providers to battle back against botnets.