StupidiNews!

• GOP Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida is the latest Republican to endorse Mitt Romney amid growing calls that Romney's opponents drop out of the race.
• Four women have been charged in the bizarre rash of beard-cutting assaults on Amish men in Ohio, bringing the total number of indicted to 16.
• Protesters took to Cairo's Tahrir square as a former member of the Muslim Brotherhood has been named to chair the committee writing Egypt's new constitution.
• Bank of America says CEO Brian Moynihan received $7 million in compensation last year, a 30% pay cut as the bank's stock price slumped in 2011.
• A doctor and researcher has built a working medical "tricorder" modeled after the iconic Star Trek device, complete with sensors and touchscreens.