StupidiNews!

• A UN deadline for Syrian troop withdrawal has passed without any halt to the al-Asaad regime's bombing of rebels in Homms and other cities.
• As with North Carolina, the White House has weighed in against Minnesota's ballot initiative banning same-sex marriage.
• Florida GOP Senator Marco Rubio is proposing a toned down version of the DREAM Act, but few Republicans seem interested in an election year.
• Facebook has gone shopping and picked up internet photo sharing service Instagram for an even billion.
• Iran plans to cut the country off from the net and replace it with the regime's sanitized, nationalized version with no access to the outside world.