StupidiNews!

• The search for 4 Coast Guard sailors lost Friday night off San Francisco has been suspended after two days of investigation for the missing craft.
• King Juan Carlos's hunting accident in Botswana has put him in the hospital and the Spanish Royal Family on the front page of austerity-ravaged Spain.
• Mass protests are planned as all three top candidates in Egypt's upcoming Presidential elections have been disqualified by election officials.
• European officials are traveling to the International Monetary Fund seeking more money to combat Spain's growing debt crisis.
• Database giant Oracle finally gets their day in court this week against Google, and there's a lot at stake in the "patent trial of the decade".