StupidiNews!

• Investing guru Warren Buffet announced he has stage I prostate cancer and will be receiving treatment.
• North Korea has now left the nuclear negotiating table in retaliation for US food aid being withheld in the wake of last week's failed rocket launch.
• The Environmental Protection Agency is set to take on air pollution from fracking with new safety regulations.
• CitiGroup shareholders have voted down this year's executive compensation plan in an historic first for the banking industry, citing that CEO Vikram Pandit too easily collected millions.
• Stage magician Teller, of duo Penn & Teller, takes on patenting a magic trick in US court.