StupidiNews!

• As expected, Mitt Romney has won all five GOP primaries yesterday in PA, NY, DE, RI and CT, with almost two-thirds of the vote in some cases.
• Religious right-wing activists in Oklahoma gathered at the steps of the state capitol to demand a vote on the state's fetal personhood bill, saying they will brand those who don't approve as "pro-abortion".
• Only the fourth case of mad cow disease ever in the US has been found in a dairy cow in California, with state officials immediately launching into action to prevent more.
• The numbers are official:  Britain is in a double-dip recession as the economy contracted another 0.2% in the last quarter after a 0.3% drop in 4Q 2011.
• Science-fiction publisher TOR Books will release e-books without Digital Rights Management on them allowing readers to transfer books between devices.