StupidiNews!

• As expected, French Socialist Party candidate Francois Hollande has ousted French President Sarkozy in a 52-48% result.
• The US treasury will sell some $5 billion in AIG stock as it continues to unwind the near-bankrupt insurance giant.
• Arizona GOP Gov. Jan Brewer has signed legislation that eliminates all public funding for Planned Parenthood in the state.
• Leftist Greek party Syriza came in second in Sunday's elections behind New Democracy, putting the long-time ND-PASOK coalition that has ruled Greece for a generation in ruins.
• PC gaming giant Blizzard will take 15% off the top and another 15% for using other payment services in its real world auction house for Diablo III equipment later this month.