StupidiNews!

• A powerful earthquake rocked Italy early Tuesday, leaving at least three dead in a region that saw nine people killed by a quake last week.
• Scientists have discovered traces of radioactivity in tuna off the US west coast, the contamination apparently from Japan's doomed Fukushima reactor 6,000 miles away.
• A blast in downtown Nairobi is being blamed on Somalian Islamist group al Shahab as the al Qaeda offshoot retaliates for Kenya's military intervention in Somalia.
• Greece's Democratic Left Party may be the deciding vote in a new coalition government in June, but they want guarantees Greece will stay in the eurozone first.
• NASA's advice to LunarX moon mission competitors?  Good luck with your projects, and please stay away from our Apollo 17 moon landing site.