Wright Between The Eyes

Remember, the GOP wants to talk about the economy.  Or so they say.  Since of course they can't actually win by talking about the economy, Rev. Jeremiah Wright is now back thanks to our friends at the New York FOX News Post.  And surprise, it's our old friend Edward Klein again.

Man, the media ate me alive,” Wright told me when we met in his office at Chicago’s Kwame Nkrumah Academy. “After the media went ballistic on me, I received an e-mail offering me money not to preach at all until the November presidential election.”

“Who sent the e-mail?” I asked Wright.

“It was from one of Barack’s closest friends.”

“He offered you money?”

“Not directly,” Wright said. “He sent the offer to one of the members of the church, who sent it to me.”

“How much money did he offer you?”

“One hundred and fifty thousand dollars,” Wright said.

“Did Obama himself ever make an effort to see you?”

“Yes,” Wright said. “Barack said he wanted to meet me in secret, in a secure place. And I said, ‘You’re used to coming to my home, you’ve been here countless times, so what’s wrong with coming to my home?’ So we met in the living room of the parsonage of Trinity United Church of Christ, at South Pleasant Avenue right off 95th Street, just Barack and me. I don’t know if he had a wire on him. His security was outside somewhere.

“And one of the first things Barack said was, ‘I really wish you wouldn’t do any more public speaking until after the November election.’ He knew I had some speaking engagements lined up, and he said, ‘I wish you wouldn’t speak. It’s gonna hurt the campaign if you do that.’

Then Obama apparently had Wright killed, and reanimated him as a zombie with his Obamacare witch doctor powers right after Bill Clinton called him an amateur and showed how how REAL Kenyan witch doctor reanimate things.

So, since nobody actually has proof of this, it's cool.  We'll just assume the President is the most evil human being in history based on the word of a guy who writes political slashfic for a living.  Way to go, New York Post.  The goofballs running this story look like numbskulls, but not as bad as the folks who figure this will sink the President in the end.  Because that worked so well in 2008.

The only thing they can't stand more than a black man in the White House is the thought of him winning a second term.