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• University of Washington researchers have mapped the genetic code of fetuses by using the mother's blood, unlocking the possibility of pre-natal testing for thousands of genetic diseases.
• Sen. Ron Wyden of Oregon has added a measure to the Senate's 2012 farm bill that would legalize industrial production of hemp.
• Syrian rebels now claim control of several towns in the northern part of the country from the Lebanese border to the central regions.
• Japanese conservative Toru Hashimoto wants to leverage being mayor of Osaka into a new political party in Japan to challenge the status quo, saying the country once again needs a dictator.
• The Large Hadron Collider is so sensitive, the position of the moon can greatly affect entire experiments along with other terrestrial sources.