StupidiNews!

• There have only been 22 perfect games in Major League history, and the second of this season came last night as San Franciso Giants hurler Matt Cain struck out 14 Houston Astros and won 10-0.
• Rhode Island has decriminalized possession of small amounts of marijuana as a civil fine, but 3 such fines in 18 months is still a misdemeanor and could result in jail time.
• The Justice Department will not retry former Sen. John Edwards on campaign finance violations after a jury last month acquitted him on one charge and deadlocked on the other 5.
• Despite dropping the criminal drug investigation against him, US cyclist Lance Armstrong faces possible stripping of his Tour de France titles and a ban from international competition.
• A major new security vulnerability in Windows has been patched by Microsoft this week, but millions of Windows PCs remain vulnerable.