"In the political environment that exists today, the opposition research of the Obama campaign is looking for anything they can use to distract from the failure of the president to reignite our economy," Romney told Robert Costa of National Review. "And I'm simply not enthusiastic about giving them hundreds or thousands of more pages to pick through, distort, and lie about."How can Obama lie when facts are there for the proof? What is he so afraid that Obama can distort or lie about? Surely it isn't the numbers, the only thing that can't be spun or filtered through bullshit. Numbers don't lie.
It's for our own good, see. Mittens is so complicated it would cause us to suffer from neglect if he supplied those pesky numbers. He's doing us a favor by withholding the information and we're fools for not seeing it.
Jackass times infinity, plus one dipped in chocolate and covered with jackass sprinkles.