StupidiNews!

• Republican convention officials are keeping a weather eye on Tampa as Tropical Storm Isaac slowly builds strength in the Atlantic.
• Oil giant BP is recalling some 2 million gallons of gasoline in northwestern Indiana after reports of excessive residue in the batch of fuel is causing damage to vehicle systems.
• A train derailment in Maryland cut the fiber-optic connection from the Pentagon to Gitmo early Tuesday, delaying closed-circuit court proceedings in terror trials.
• Syrian officials are broadly hinting that the fate of President Bashar al-Assad needs to be discussed as part of any deal for the regime to surrender.
• T-Mobile is trying to increase market share with a new unlimited data plan starting in September...but there's a catch.