StupidiNews!

• Isaac is expected to strengthen to a Category 1 or 2 storm before making landfall Tuesday and early Wednesday on the Louisiana coast, seven years to the day after Katrina.
• Minnesota's State Supreme Court has rejected the notion that the ballot measure on same-sex marriage in the state is misleading, clearing the way for a November vote.
• The daughter of Cuban vice-president Marino Murillo, Glenda Diaz, has defected to the US through Mexico and is now reportedly living in Tampa, Florida.
• As a result of last week's patent case victory over Samsung, Apple is now seeking to have a number of Samsung phones in the US banned for patent violations.
• Arctic sea ice melt has now reached record proportions with weeks to go in the warm season, with the percentage of sea ice coverage now below 2007's recorded minimum.