Because jam doesn't lump up like that.
Yeah, take a long look at Hulk Hogan's ex making a complete ass of herself in Ricky Romance's "MILF" video. She's 52 and looking every day of it.
You know you gotta be messed up when your own kids plead for you to return to the real world... and if you saw any of their reality show you realize their world wasn't all that normal.
For what it's worth, there's nothing wrong with having a booty, or imperfections. There is something wrong about dating someone the same age as your son, bending over a table for a video, and thinking you look good when in fact you made people gag.
Look out, Tokyo... Skankzilla is on the loose and headed your way.