StupidiNews!

• Search and rescue teams in Nepal are looking for survivors of a deadly avalanche on the Himalayan peak of Manaslu.
• A group of nearly a thousand pastors plan to openly defy the IRS and tell their congregations to support Mitt Romney. 
• Syrian rebel group are united in their opposition to the regime of Bashar al-Assad, but can agree on little else.
• UK Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg admits that the UK can tax capital gains more on the top 10% of earners in order to raise revenues.
• Researchers have made headway on "reading and writing" data on quantum spin on phosphorus atoms.