StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• More than half a million in New England are without power as Boston to Bangor, Maine has been clobbered with more than two feet of snow.
• The KKK is promising the "largest Klan rally in Memphis history" to protest the renaming of three parks with Confederate era monikers.
• White House officials are proposing to cut the nation's nuclear stockpile by one-third, saying it will not harm the country's national security and will save billions yearly.
• Venezuela has devalued its currency, the bolivar, by nearly one-third, the fifth such move in nine years.
• After taking out its human competition in Jeopardy! in 2011, IBM supercomputer Watson is taking on a new foe:  curing cancer.