StupidiNews!

• Hugo Chavez's political heir, Victor Maduro, has apparently won a narrow victory in yesterday's presidential elections, beating Henrique Capriles Radonski 50.7%-49.1%.
• North Korea is celebrating the national holiday marking the birthday of the country's founder, Kim Il-Sung, the grandfather of current leader Kim Jong-un.
• The immigration bill before Congress would boost legal immigration into the US by nearly 50%.
• The future of Europe's carbon cap and trade plan could be at the mercy of economic reality in a EU parliamentary decision expected this week.
• The US Supreme Court will today hear oral arguments on ending the 30-year practice of patenting human genes.