StupidiNews!

• North Korea's latest provocative move is to restart its nuclear reactor program, mothballed since October 2007.
• Texas GOP Sen. Ted Cruz is claiming that expanding Medicaid for states through Obamacare will result in states having to close schools and release criminals early.
• A federal judge has rejected a bid by Wall Street banks to halt Stockton, California's bankruptcy proceedings, meaning they will continue.
• Average unemployment in the 17-country Eurozone reached a record high 12% in the first quarter of 2013, signaling additional problems ahead.
• Roadrunner, the first supercomputer to break the one trillion operations per second scale and the world's fastest in 2009, will be taken offline and destroyed by the Department of Energy.