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• A car bomb blast at the French Embassy in Tripoli, Libya has injured 3 and severely damaged the embassy building.
• In a plea deal, Army Sergeant John Russell will face life without parole for admitting killing five soldiers at Camp Liberty in Iraq in May 2009.
• The Thursday opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Center in Texas is expected to draw supporters, dignitaries, and protestors alike.
• Senate Republicans are calling for scrapping comprehensive bipartisan immigration plans in the wake of the Boston bombings and instead replace them with increased border security only.
• The International Trade Commission has sided with Apple in its patent dispute with Motorola, eliminating the last chance at Motorola's request to ban Apple imports.