StupidiNews!

• President Obama is expected today to announce the choice of Charlotte Mayor Anthony Foxx as Transportation Secretary nominee.
• Two Italian police officers were shot and wounded by a gunman near the swearing-in ceremony for the country's new government.
• Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer has suffered a broken shoulder in a bike accident over the weekend, he's expected to make a full recovery.
• With as much as $32 trillion in offshore accounts across the world, revenue-starved countries from the US to Russia are looking to crack down on wealthy tax cheats.
• The Pirate Party has won 5% of the vote and 3 seats in Iceland's parliament over the weekend, making it the most successful showing for the party worldwide.