StupidiNews!

• Former disgraced SC Republican Governor Mark Sanford has won the GOP runoff ahead of next month's special election for SC-1's congressional seat.
• After losing tens of billions during the housing depression, mortgage giant Fannie Mae recorded a $17.2 billion profit in 2012 on the road to paying back taxpayers.
• The NRA's "School Shield Task Force" is recommending armed law enforcement officers in every US public school.
• British bankers are trying to get around EU banker bonus caps by redefining who qualifies as a "risk-taker".
• California state Democrats are introducing legislation to force companies to disclose what personal information they've collected on state residents.