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• Holland's Queen Beatrix has abdicated her throne as planned, leaving the Dutch monarchy to her son Willem-Alexander on the Queen's Day holiday.
• Washington State lawmakers have approved a law to re-criminalize large-scale possession of marijuana.
• Senate sources say that the "Gang of 8" immigration bill would add unmanned surveillance drones to patrol remote areas of the US border.
• The Eurozone's official unemployment rate for March rose to a record 12.1% amid youth unemployment twice that amount.
• Microsoft's offerings for cloud-based products has topped $1 billion yearly under its Azure label, the company reports.