StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Two Metro North Amtrak trains collided in southern Connecticut Friday evening, sending 70 to the hospital for treatment.
• French President Francois Hollande has officially signed into law controversial same-sex marriage legislation, but a national protest against the measure is slated for May 26.
• Navy-trained dolphins have turned up an extremely rare 19th century torpedo off the California coast.
• North Korea again flexed its military muscles by launching three short-range test missiles off its coast.
• Apple CEO Tim Cook plans to invest $100 million in US component manufacturing facilities.