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• The Army confirms that the NCO in charge of preventing sexual assault at Foot Hood, Texas has himself been accused of sexual misconduct.
• International yoga pioneer Bikram Choudhury has been accused of sexual assault and human trafficking.
• Some 89 medical professionals in nine cities were arrested in connection with the latest crackdown on Medicare fraud, with some $223 million in allegedly fraudulent billing.
• EU officials are probing oil pricing agencies for collusion, anti-trust violations, and oil price manipulation.
• Microsoft has confirmed that the update to Windows 8, codenamed "Blue", will officially be a free release later this year as Windows 8.1.