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• Transit workers in San Francisco are on strike for a second time this year as talks between unions and BART management have fallen apart, leaving a quarter million commuters scrambling.
• New figures show that 17 states now have a majority of public school students who are at or below the poverty line, up from just four states a decade ago.
• President Obama is expected to nominate Pentagon lawyer Jeh Johnson as the nation's new head of Homeland Security, he'd be the first African-American nominated for the position.
• States are bringing fines and penalties against companies that hire employees and call them contractors in order to avoid playing taxes, insurance, and other benefits.
• Streaming video giant Netflix has struck a deal with Samsung for access to new cable set top boxes that can deliver video to customers.