StupidiNews!

• The FDA is advising doctors to stop prescribing acetaminophen for pain in doses larger than 325mg, citing increased risk of liver damage.
• Wisconsin Republicans are introducing legislation that would get rid of the five-day work week for employees, and keep state offices open seven days a week.
• A Japan Airline Boeing 787 Dreamliner remains grounded in Tokyo as investigators look into the plane's electrical system for possible fire hazard issues, similar to issues in 2012 and 2013.
• Germany's Deutsche Bank has suspended at least two currency traders on suspicion of attempting to rig international currency exchange rates.
• Republicans are claiming victory over light bulbs as part of the 2014 budget deal, finally repealing the part of President Bush's 2007 law mandating efficiency standards for light bulb energy use.