StupidiNews!

• "12 Years A Slave" took home Best Picture, but "Gravity" crushed the Oscars competition with seven awards including the first Latino winner for Best Director for Alfonso Cuaron.
• US Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Kiev in a bid to show American support for Ukraine's leadership as the seven other G-8 nations look to cut at least a few ties with Russia.
• At least 10 have died in bomb attack on Pakistan's federal court in the capital of Islamabad on Sunday, leaving at least 30 more wounded.
• Microsoft is raising eyebrows with the appointment of former Hillary Clinton adviser and campaign manager Mark Penn as the company's new chief strategy officer.
• Epidemiolgy researchers have traced the modern flu virus to a "global selective sweep" mutation in the 1870s that they believe has affected influenza outbreaks ever since.