StupidiNews!

• Chinese government officials say a surveillance satellite may have picked up what is believed to be the crash site of missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370.
• The death toll is up to three, with at least 36 people injured in a suspected gas explosion in the middle of a block of Manhattan apartment buildings.
• European Union officials have outlined a framework for imposing financial sanctions on Russia in the wake of the invasion of Crimea.
• Australia's economy posted its biggest monthly job creation gain in 22 years as gains in housing and low interest rates are fueling growth.
• On the 25th anniversary of the invention of the World Wide Web, inventor Tim Berners-Lee is calling for a new "digital Magna Carta" agreement to secure internet freedom globally.