StupidiNews!

• A new Senate deal has enough Republican support to restore extended unemployment benefits to millions, but it may already be doomed in the House.
• Colorado law enforcement officials have launched a new campaign to stop people from driving while under the effects of newly legalized marijuana.
• Bank of America is back before a federal judge as the Department of Justice wants the company to pay $2.1 billion in penalties stemming from its Countrywide mortgage unit.
• The Obama administration has lifted the government contracting ban on energy giant BP enforced in the wake of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
• Food supplement maker Soylent is delaying shipments of its product due to shortages in filling the firm's protein needs, but the product should be on its way in April.