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• Royal Canadian Mounted Police are on the lookout for a man suspected of killing 3 officers and wounding two others in Moncton, New Brunswick.
• Mississippi's GOP Senate primary will officially go to a June 24 runoff as the final results had Tea Party challenger Chris McDaniel with a 49.5% to 49% lead over incumbent Sen. Thad Cochran.
• Increasing right wing anger over the release of Afghan war POW Bowe Bergdahl has led to his hometown canceling a homecoming rally for security reasons.
• With South Korea projected to have the world's oldest population by 2060, the country is now offering 30-year long-term bonds for retirement savings.
• The next big tech merger is imminent according to reports, with mobile giants Sprint and T-Mobile looking to join forces in a $50 billion deal.