StupidiNews!

• One person is dead, three are wounded and a suspect is in custody as a gunman armed with a shotgun fired at four people at Seattle Pacific University Thursday.
• Quebec has adopted provincial legislation legalizing medically-assisted suicide in terminally ill patients, despite a federal Canadian law prohibiting euthanasia for any reason.
• An internal report released by General Motors investigating an 11-year-long failure to recall ignition switches linked to 13 deaths places blame on engineers rather than corporate executives.
• With the porcine epidemic diarrhea virus killing 8 million pigs in the US, pork prices are expected to jump by as much at 47% in 2014.
• Verizon is threatening streaming video giant Nexflix with legal action if the company doesn't stop displaying error messages blaming Verizon's network for bad connections.