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• With a record 85% turnout, Scottish voters have rejected independence from the UK by a 55%-45% vote, with UK PM David Cameron adding that he is "delighted" by the result.
• A Florida man shot and killed his daughter and six grandchildren before taking his own life, according to Gilchrest County Sheriff's Office officials.
• Evacuations in drought-stricken Northern California continue as the King wildfire is burning out of control, part of eleven wildfires burning in the state currently.
• The National Climatic Data Center has found that the Earth as a whole experienced its hottest June through August period on record this summer.
• Retailer Home Depot now says as many as 56 million credit card numbers were stolen by malware on its point of sale terminals from April through September.