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• Senate Republicans admit that they are at least four votes short of overriding a promised Obama veto on forcing approval of the Keystone XL oil pipeline.
• In a meth bust gone wrong, an Albuquerque police officer shot and almost killed an undercover narcotics officer during a sting operation.
• Movies "Boyhood", "The Grand Budapest Hotel", and "Birdman" all walked away with multiple Golden Globes last night, while "The Affair" and "Transparent" had big night in television.
• The flight recorder from doomed AirAsia Flight QZ8501 has been located by divers, as Indonesian officials hope the data will provide answers as to the deaths of 162 on board.
• SpaceX's Dragon rocket launch was a success for the commercial space transport company, but the ship's planned landing on a flat barge in the Atlantic was too rough for the rocket to survive.